two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died
historians:
“Too many people are trying to find the right person instead of being the right person”
— neckkiss (via neckkiss)
can they like release new vegetables
i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do
Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt
and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this
and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”
This is bloody genius
Okay, you people have no right to make me cry in public like this. This is the most heart warming shit I’ve read all December
Reposting because the whole Santa concept is Hermes AF and so is this amazing parenting
AWESOME.
i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore
Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste
this is ridiculous but also fascinating like everyone in our dream are apparently people we have encountered/seen
we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:
to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:
and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether
i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason
I’m fucking screaming
For any followers that struggle to drink water or don’t like water!
-FemaleWarrior, She/They
The usual warning that if you take anything stronger than a multivitamin to strongly reconsider the Grapefruit. Grapefruit messes real bad with essentially every medication out there so skip it for some other fruit/veg.
From experience: If you take almost any type of anxiety meds, definitely skip the grapefruit!!! It will most likely make your anxiety meds not work as well for a few days! Not a good time!
